9 of the Most Ridiculous iPhone Apps on the Market
It seems like there’s an app for everything these days. That said, there are plenty of apps out there that serve no real purpose other than to waste your time. Here’s a list of the most ridiculous iPhone apps I’ve ever seen.
1. iPint—Need a beer? Download one on your phone. Turn it up and gulp it down. Feeling refreshed? I didn’t think so. I guess giving the impression that you’re drinking beer from your phone could get a few laughs. But you’ll get sick of this nonsense pretty quick.
2. Drink Tracker—Maybe after you’ve guzzled down a few iPints you can download Drink Tracker to make sure you’re okay to drive home. Okay, okay—sure the idea behind this app is noble. Keep drunks off the road, right? But realistically, this will only get used at frat parties with “dudes” high fiving the highest BAC levels.
3. FatBurner2K—Got a beer belly from too many iPints? No worries. Just turn on FatBurner2K and place it on your gut. Feel the vibration shake the fat right off of you. You’ll shed those pounds in no time. No, really.
4. iFart—This is supposed to be the most famous iPhone app in the world. I have nothing more to say.
5. Pull My Finger—Sure this is another fart app, but this one’s at least sort of funny. You pull the finger and let ‘er rip. This app is awesome if you’re a 12 year old boy.
6. iGirl—Who needs a woman when you have an iPhone? iGirl does whatever you want… “within reason.” Let me tell you what the best part about this app is. Go to the download site and read the comments. Surely they aren’t for real?
7. Kiss Me—My best guess is this one was made for teenyboppers who can’t wait for their first kiss. They want to make sure they’re all practiced up, and they’re sick of kissing the mirror. So now they can kiss their phone and get pointers. Don’t they know how many germs are on the average cell phone?
8. CelebSpotter—For amateur paparazzi everywhere. Figure out where your favorite celebrity was last spotted and race over to snap some photos. Sell them and make millions. Just be careful you don’t get beat up by a bodyguard in the process.
9. National Threat Advisory—Is it safe to go outside today? I’m not sure, but I’ll let you know as soon as I check the National Threat Advisory. Anything over orange and you had better stay inside. Hope you’ve stored up a year’s worth of supplies.
I know there are more ridiculous apps out there. Please do us all a favor and show us some more stupid apps in the comments.
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